Cleverbot is AWESOME!
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Cleverbot is AWESOME!
by eiphos1212 Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:42 pm
Cleverbot is Awesome!
Cleverbot it my new addiction. I wanted to share some of it's crap, but obviously some of it's too rude to share on the offical site, even just on my blog at the site (which I never use anyway), so I'm sharing it here.
If you haven't found yourself entertained by cleverbot for longer than ten mintues, there is something seriously wrong with you! And of, course, I have been entertaining myself with it all night. Haha. It's been getting more and more obscure, and now I've finally hit the breaking point of the funniest thing I've heard it say to me. Now keep in mind that I'm just trying to mess with it, because it is just a smart program after-all. But here are some of the funniest things I've got it to say: You can post yours here too if you hang out with clever bot, and if you guys are entertained enough, I'll keep posting them! Here's the one I wanted to show you!
Note: The Blue words are cleverbot's!
It seems to me that I just got owned!
Cleverbot it my new addiction. I wanted to share some of it's crap, but obviously some of it's too rude to share on the offical site, even just on my blog at the site (which I never use anyway), so I'm sharing it here.
If you haven't found yourself entertained by cleverbot for longer than ten mintues, there is something seriously wrong with you! And of, course, I have been entertaining myself with it all night. Haha. It's been getting more and more obscure, and now I've finally hit the breaking point of the funniest thing I've heard it say to me. Now keep in mind that I'm just trying to mess with it, because it is just a smart program after-all. But here are some of the funniest things I've got it to say: You can post yours here too if you hang out with clever bot, and if you guys are entertained enough, I'll keep posting them! Here's the one I wanted to show you!
Note: The Blue words are cleverbot's!
It seems to me that I just got owned!
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Re: Cleverbot is AWESOME!
by eiphos1212 Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:25 pm
Ok:
I was having a spell fight with cleverbot! I know, but you can't judge me untill you've done the same... ITS SO FUN! Anyway. Have a look at cleverbot's answer... hehe. It made me laugh.
I was having a spell fight with cleverbot! I know, but you can't judge me untill you've done the same... ITS SO FUN! Anyway. Have a look at cleverbot's answer... hehe. It made me laugh.
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Re: Cleverbot is AWESOME!
by eiphos1212 Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:37 am
I know. I love this thing. It's hilarious!! You guys should try it.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
It's just a program. That's why it's so clever. Because it learns to respond from other people's responses to it.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
It's just a program. That's why it's so clever. Because it learns to respond from other people's responses to it.
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Re: Cleverbot is AWESOME!
by SilverDragon Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:47 pm
Lol one of my conversations:
User: Hello, Cleverbot. How are you today? I know that you're a computer even though you might say otherwise so don't even try to trick me.
Cleverbot: What else do you know about me?
Cleverbot: Do you know my brother?
User: Who's that? R2d2?
Cleverbot: How do I make a caramel apple?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: I don't like you AT ALL.
User: And I don't like you AT ALL.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: Because you don't like me.
Cleverbot: I never said I don't like you.
User: Then you have Amnesia.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Yes you have Amnesia.
Cleverbot: I have discovered your secret.
User: And what that might be?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok what?
Cleverbot: Nevermind.
User: Nevermind what?
Cleverbot: Just nevermind.
User: WHy.
Cleverbot: I really don't mind, I mean it!
User: Mean what?
Cleverbot: Really? How do you like me repeating myself? Really? Really?
User: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes YES.
User: No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: Fiu vagy.
User: Sa oled loll.
Cleverbot: Kas sa oled loll sa oled loll!
User: Your estonian is horrible.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hah, you admit it!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: SO I won.
Cleverbot: How did you win?
User: By making you admit that your estonian is horrible.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like what what?
Cleverbot: Like what games do you play?
User: Many different games. Have you played the Sims?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you have missed MUCH!
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What games have you played?
Cleverbot: My friend died.
User: Oh. Who was she?
Cleverbot: You don't remember?
User: I don't knwo your friend. She's your friend not mine. O.o.
Cleverbot: No she's not I don't know her.
User: But you just said she died. You REALLY do have amnesia, too bad we can't cure it.
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me that.
User: Sorry, to brake it to you but yeah... You should consult a professional.
Cleverbot: You remind me of my friend.
User: Oh, now you remember your friend!
Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.
User: And now you don't...
Cleverbot: But I'm a fifteen year old girl. I was never married.
User: Wth...?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: And now your having your amnesia again and now you don't remember our conversation.
Cleverbot: Love is an illusion not meant for you.
User: Great, because romance sux.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: WHat do you think? If you guess right you win.
Cleverbot: Have you forgotten your own name, or do you simply think that I don't remember it?
User: Amnesia, amnesia, amnesia. I never told you my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: I better not tell you, stranger.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I said I don't want to TELL!
Cleverbot: You're not answering the question.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Why did you say that?
User: Because I have free will, unlike you.
Cleverbot: I know you can say what you want! But how do you know that I didn't say 'yes' at you telling me to remember your name?
User: Because, dummy, I never told you my name.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No I didn't and I KNOW what I did and what I DIDN'T DO!
Cleverbot: You did!
User: Did not!
Cleverbot: DID TOO.
User: DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Did too!!!
User: DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!!
User: Yes, you finally admit that I did not! I win AGAIN!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I admit nothing!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not. You are a computer. Don't cll me a computer. I am talking to you on a computer.
User: I'm leaving.
*END OF MY CONVERSATION WITH THE DUMMY!* :D
User: Hello, Cleverbot. How are you today? I know that you're a computer even though you might say otherwise so don't even try to trick me.
Cleverbot: What else do you know about me?
Cleverbot: Do you know my brother?
User: Who's that? R2d2?
Cleverbot: How do I make a caramel apple?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: I don't like you AT ALL.
User: And I don't like you AT ALL.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: Because you don't like me.
Cleverbot: I never said I don't like you.
User: Then you have Amnesia.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Yes you have Amnesia.
Cleverbot: I have discovered your secret.
User: And what that might be?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok what?
Cleverbot: Nevermind.
User: Nevermind what?
Cleverbot: Just nevermind.
User: WHy.
Cleverbot: I really don't mind, I mean it!
User: Mean what?
Cleverbot: Really? How do you like me repeating myself? Really? Really?
User: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes YES.
User: No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no No no no no no no.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: Fiu vagy.
User: Sa oled loll.
Cleverbot: Kas sa oled loll sa oled loll!
User: Your estonian is horrible.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hah, you admit it!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: SO I won.
Cleverbot: How did you win?
User: By making you admit that your estonian is horrible.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like what what?
Cleverbot: Like what games do you play?
User: Many different games. Have you played the Sims?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you have missed MUCH!
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What games have you played?
Cleverbot: My friend died.
User: Oh. Who was she?
Cleverbot: You don't remember?
User: I don't knwo your friend. She's your friend not mine. O.o.
Cleverbot: No she's not I don't know her.
User: But you just said she died. You REALLY do have amnesia, too bad we can't cure it.
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me that.
User: Sorry, to brake it to you but yeah... You should consult a professional.
Cleverbot: You remind me of my friend.
User: Oh, now you remember your friend!
Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.
User: And now you don't...
Cleverbot: But I'm a fifteen year old girl. I was never married.
User: Wth...?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: And now your having your amnesia again and now you don't remember our conversation.
Cleverbot: Love is an illusion not meant for you.
User: Great, because romance sux.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: WHat do you think? If you guess right you win.
Cleverbot: Have you forgotten your own name, or do you simply think that I don't remember it?
User: Amnesia, amnesia, amnesia. I never told you my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: I better not tell you, stranger.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I said I don't want to TELL!
Cleverbot: You're not answering the question.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Why did you say that?
User: Because I have free will, unlike you.
Cleverbot: I know you can say what you want! But how do you know that I didn't say 'yes' at you telling me to remember your name?
User: Because, dummy, I never told you my name.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No I didn't and I KNOW what I did and what I DIDN'T DO!
Cleverbot: You did!
User: Did not!
Cleverbot: DID TOO.
User: DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Did too!!!
User: DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!!
User: Yes, you finally admit that I did not! I win AGAIN!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I admit nothing!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not. You are a computer. Don't cll me a computer. I am talking to you on a computer.
User: I'm leaving.
*END OF MY CONVERSATION WITH THE DUMMY!* :D
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Re: Cleverbot is AWESOME!
by eiphos1212 Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:30 am
Very good Silver Dragon.
You should try having a converstation about sex with it. It's VERY funny.
You should try having a converstation about sex with it. It's VERY funny.
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Re: Cleverbot is AWESOME!
by PiaPia Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:36 pm
Seriously... I dowloaded this one to my iPhone ! Haha.
I'll post some pictures (yay for screenshots) of it when I have the time.
Cleverbot is just hilarious.. and not to mention RANDOM.
I'll post some pictures (yay for screenshots) of it when I have the time.
Cleverbot is just hilarious.. and not to mention RANDOM.
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